Scramble Imanari Zen Master Tee

This t-shirt features custom Masakazu Imanari artwork by the talented Nemanja Bogdanov. Masakazu Imanaris’ leglocking prowess is the stuff of legend, and this t-shirt has been blessed in a secret initiation rite held in the deepest, darkest dungeon dojos of central Tokyo. The material itself is finely interwoven with sinews and ligaments from Imanari’s many victims and is guaranteed to add a 69% increase to your ability to permanently injure people in the leg region. You’re welcome!

Not really, obviously.